Wednesday, July 28, 2010
Dear Isaiah Mustafa
Christopher L. JorgensenP.O. Box 93042
Des Moines, IA 50393
July 19, 2010
Isaiah Mustafa
c/o Old Spice
c/o The Procter & Gamble Company
PO Box 599
Cincinnati, OH 45201
Dear Isaiah Mustafa,
Most importantly I was hoping to get an autographed photo. A scratch-n-sniff photo would rock, but I'd take a plain old boring one as well. Just make sure you sign it to "Christopher L. Jorgensen" and say something about me being the coolest guy in the world. Please note, my middle initial is very important. Without the L it is too easy to confuse me with all the other Christopher Jorgensens in the world (and some of those guys are real jerks!).
Sometimes, when it's late at night, and I am in bed, I dream about being as ripped as you are. I think, "If only I had a six-pack like Isaiah Mustafa...I should start working out tomorrow," but then I usually just have a beer and this feeling goes away.
Anyway, write back and don't forget the photo!
Sincerely,
Christopher L. Jorgensen
No response.
My reaction:
I don’t mind that my letter didn’t get to Isaiah Mustafa, I don’t mind that Isaiah Mustafa didn’t write back, as long as Isaiah Mustafa understands I’d win in a fight! Besides, he did chat at @mindofchester so I can forgive a little.
Website:
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Posted by cjorgensen on 07/28 at 06:39 AM
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