Wednesday, December 24, 2008
Dear Vice President Cheney
Sent: April 11, 2008Dear Vice President President Cheney,
Have you ever secretly wanted to be President? Will you disclose where your undisclosed location is to the American people once you no longer are in Office?
Could you please send me an autographed photo for my girlfriend? I'm hoping you can!
Write something like:
ToRedacted,
something Vice Presidential and inspiring.
(signed Vice President of the United States - Richard B. Cheney)
This would be great. Fred Thompson did this for me and she was excited for days.
Thanks,
Christopher L. Jorgensen
p.s. I love my country.
Reply Dated: April 16
The White House
Office of the Vice Presidency
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW
Washington, DC 20500
My reaction:
[Originally published Tuesday, May 05, 2008]
Dick “Frickin” Cheney!
I promised my girlfriend I would make fun of him, so I won’t. Besides, he did me one cool, so I’ll give him a pass this time. Oh, and I guess he’s not going to disclose the undisclosed location, since there was no letter telling me otherwise. Seems like a good idea. Who knows when a person might need a handy hidey-hole? Besides, my location remains undisclosed as well, so can’t hold this one against the man.
I gave this letter the “no response” category as well, since there was no letter accompanying the photo. I’m sure it was just an oversight, just like my lost-in-the-mail invitation to Jenna’s wedding.
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Posted by cjorgensen on 12/24 at 06:00 AM
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