Friday, October 16, 2009
Dear 2000 Flushes
Christopher L. JorgensenP.O. Box 93042
Des Moines, IA 50393
December 8, 2008
WD-40 Customer Relations
P.O. Box 80607
San Diego, CA 92138-0607
Dear 2000 Flushes,
I am pretty sure I don't always get 2,000 flushes from your product. I tried counting them last time, keeping little tic-marks on Post-it Notes, and near as I can tell I am getting around 1,864 flushes. I will admit I could be losing track of a few tic-marks, and may have accidently flushed a note or two, but I have otherwise been fairly accurate! I figure this is roughly 136 flushes you still owe me.
Also, you claim your product kills "99.9% of bacteria flush after flush." If you've ever seen my toilet that still leaves a lot of bacteria! Yuck, gross, and disgusting! Is there anyway you could work on that 0.1%? It would make my life easier.
By the way, I think WD-40 rocks as well. Oil in a spray can! It's almost a versatile as duck tape.
Your company rules!
Sincerely,
Christopher L. Jorgensen
No response as of 10/16/09.
My reaction:
This is a preview letter. A hint of what is to come tomorrow! This was a failed attempt. I hope it made someone’s day.
Website:
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Posted by cjorgensen on 10/16 at 09:24 PM
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