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Friday, June 04, 2010

Dear Guv. Rick Perry

Sent: May 3, 2010

Governor Rick Perry
Office of the Governor
P.O. Box 12428
Austin, Texas 78711-2428

Dear Gov. Rick Perry,

Glad you and the puppy are fine! Can I get an autographed photo of you with the puppy?

I'm sure Peta is all up in your grill for shooting that coyote, but those people need to get a sense of humor! I mean how much funnier can you get than having the fine Governor (you), of one of these United States (Texas), shooting a coyote, with a laser sighted, .380 Ruger pistol, loaded with hollow-point bullets, while out jogging with a labrador retriever puppy, all because he's afraid of snakes! You can't make stuff like that up! Pure comedy gold, but I bet not one Peta person finds it as funny as I do!

I'm not sure if I'm allowed to run around with a gun in Iowa, but we don't have as many snakes here anyway. Besides, I'm probably not in good enough shape to carry a .380 Ruger around. What do you think, should I start with something lighter like a .22?

By the way, what do you think Gov. Chet Culver's chances are for reelection? I'm thinking not very good, but that's only because former-Gov. Terry Branstad is back in the race!


Sincerely,


Christopher L. Jorgensen

p.s. are you at all related to the American actor Luke Perry? He was pretty good in "Jeremiah," although I think most everything else he's done has sucked. I'd still take his autographed photo if you are related and could pull it off!


Governor Perry asks that no reproduction of the enclosed photograph(s) be made without his express approval. In order to accommodate all requests, our office has implemented a policy that recipients may use photographs only for their own personal use. Governor Perry asks that photograph(s) not be used or reproduced in a fashion to imply endorsement of any particular business, organization, cause, office or candidacy. Thank you for your cooperation.


Governor Perry asks that no reproduction of the enclosed photograph(s) be made without his express approval. In order to accommodate all requests, our office has implemented a policy that recipients may use photographs only for their own personal use. Governor Perry asks that photograph(s) not be used or reproduced in a fashion to imply endorsement of any particular business, organization, cause, office or candidacy. Thank you for your cooperation.


My reaction:

Pending official ruling from my lawyer I won’t be posting the super sexy soaker photo of Governor Luke Rick Perry.

Website:

Gov. Rick Perry



Posted by cjorgensen on 06/04 at 06:24 AM
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