Monday, February 23, 2009

Dear Arnold Schwarzenegger

Sent: December 9, 2008

Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger
State Capitol Building
Sacramento, CA 95814

Dear Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger,

Could I please get an autographed photo for my girlfriend? Just make it out to "[Redacted]."

Also, I was wondering do you ever say "to crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women" anymore? I bet that would drive the Democrats absolutely nuts!


Thanks,


Christopher "It's not a tumor!" Jorgensen


Reply Dated:February 4, 2009

Letter from Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger. Click to be taken to larger size image.


Dear Mr. Jorgensen,

Thank you for your letter requesting my photo. I always appreciate hearing from my supporters and fans. As Governor, I’ve been honored by the number of well-wishers who have taken the time to write me.

I have enclosed a photo for your collection, with my compliments. Again, thank you for your correspondence.

Sincerely,

[signed]

Arnold Schwarzenegger

Enclosure

Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger
Sacramento, California 95814
(916) 445-2841


My reaction:

As usual, a politician couldn’t resist sending his publicity photo, and as usual my questions were ignored. I did get the autographed photo I was asking for, but it came with the following DISCLAIMER:

This photograph is a gift from the Governor and is for the personal use and enjoyment of the recipient only.  It may not be used for any other purpose.  It may not be sold, duplicated, altered in any way, or used for any political or promotional purposes without advanced express written consent of Governor Schwarzenegger.  If this photograph is used in an unauthorized matter, the Governor shall have the right to enjoin its use.

I won’t reproduce the photo on this site, since I am not sure what “enjoin” means, but you can see it here, and here, and here, and here! I can’t wait until Arnold enjoins their asses!

Hey California, want to save some cash? Stop answering letters from idiots! Oh, wait, I forgot, this is California I’m talking about here. I bet the majority of correspondence the Governor gets is from idiots.

Disclaimer disallowing me from putting a photo on this site. Click to be taken to larger size image.

Website:

Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger



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