Tuesday, August 05, 2008
Dear Perkins School for the Blind
Sent:April 10, 2008Perkins School for the Blind
175 North Beacon Street
Watertown, MA 02472
Dear Perkins,
We really enjoy your food. Quite often in fact. Our only complaint is Kids' Night. It's hell for those without kids just trying to enjoy a decent meal. You should create an "Adults Only Section." Sort of like when you had a "Smoking Section," but with adults instead of smokers. Until they outlaw kids in public places this seems like a good solution.
I think this would go over well. Let me know!
Thanks,
Christopher L. Jorgensen
No response as of 8/5/08.
My reaction:
Wait, it’s almost like you’ve read this one before, but pay attention to the address.
I sent this letter to the Perkins School for the Blind. Yes, I know, I am going to hell for this one.
See, the joke was supposed to be that I sent my complaint letter to the wrong place. I was hoping for something back telling me as much. I think this letter was a complete failure though. When I don’t get a response I often like to imagine that my letter, at a minimum, is eliciting the old chuckle, maybe even being shown around the office, and highest honors, being tacked to a cubical wall. Sadly, I don’t think any of these things happened in this case. And to make it even worse, I’m left having to explain the joke (and we all know how funny a joke is when it’s explained).
Oh well, I can’t be brilliant, charming, funny, sexy, good looking, and rock hard all the time (not even with Cialis).
Maybe next time I’ll write it in braille.
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Posted by cjorgensen on 08/05 at 06:00 AM
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