Sunday, May 02, 2010
Dear Scott Greenfield
Sent: April 12 , 2010Scott Greenfield
1040 Ave. of the Americas, Suite 1101
New York, New York 10018
Dear Scott Greenfield, Esq.,
I thought I would take the time to explain why I won't be writing you.
No one ever reads the "FUQ" on my website (this is the Frequently Unasked Questions section, pronounced "Fuck!") which clearly states that I never target people aware of the joke, just as I seldom contact the same entity twice. It's not that I have anything against you personally (even if you are a Communist), but I have rules, and rules are rules!
The FUQ also clearly states, "Occasionally I write some individual or corporation I know nothing about, but this is a rare occurrence," and honestly, what do I really know about you? Other than your profile on the cross-dressing forums I've got nothing.
You are also clearly ignoring the sections that state I won't write especially if you are Scott H. Greenfield!
I'm no lawyer, which means these reasons are all spelled out in fairly precise language. I suggest you take a look here:
http://www.jackassletters.com/index.php/asking/fuq/
Sincerely,
Christopher L. Jorgensen
[transcript omitted]
You’re going to have to click the picture if you want to read it. Or download the PDF: JorgensonResponse
The girlfriend/editor/typist refused to type this letter, since it didn’t come in the mail. She says “rules are rules,” so unless someone emails me a transcript it’s not going to be transcribed.
[Update: a transcript is now available on GaneShaFish.com]
My reaction:
I suggest you quite reading here. Pop over to Simple Justice instead.
This letter is so insider-baseball that only @amyderby will get it. But that’s OK. If you haven’t figure it out by now this site is for my sole amusement. The rest of you are just freeloading! Well, unless you’re one of the few that have actually donated.
Short version: Scott said he wouldn’t give me the time of day until I wrote him. I wrote him explaining I don’t write people that already know about the site (or whatever you can read the actual statement in the letter. It’s right up there). Then Scott sent me a PDF of his response in email. Email! Only David Thorne has done this previously and made the site (and he sent me a dollar as well. I can be bought!). Then apparently I said I’d put the letter up if Scott put a picture on his fridge. I honestly don’t remember saying this, but I am a man of my word. I say a lot of crap I don’t remember saying, so I am easy to take advantage of. Besides, this does sound like something I would say, so here’s the picture:
I’d feel bad that I got his URL incorrect. But that’s OK. This is a game we play. He spells my name wrong. I screw up his website. We get all cute that way,
Hi Amy!
Website:
Posted by cjorgensen on 05/02 at 02:22 PM
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