Thursday, May 29, 2008
Dear Dr. Phil
Sent: April 17, 2008Dr. Phil Show‚
5482 Wilshire Boulevard #1902‚
Los Angeles, CA 90036
Dear Dr. Phil,
I think you are a talentless hack. Surprisingly this is working out quite well for me, but I was still hoping you could send me an autographed photo or some other show souvenir. I would like something for my collection of items from failed talk show hosts.
Thanks,
Christopher L. Jorgensen
Denied!
No response as of 5/29/08.
My reaction:
No I didn’t expect a response on this one, but damn was is cathartic to write! Calling talentless hacks “talentless hacks” gives me such a sense of joy! I could do it nearly all day (with frequent masturbation breaks of course)! Sometimes you have to call a hack a hack! It’s fun! Almost as fun as ending every sentence in this paragraph with an exclamation mark!
Dr. Phil, can’t you see I am in pain? Won’t you please help me out? What kind of unethical bastard are you? Actually, I think I already know.
You’ve milked your 15 minutes. Isn’t it time to slink away and just shut up?
Website:noletternolink.com
Posted by cjorgensen on 05/29 at 07:00 AM
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