Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Dear IHOP

Sent: April 10, 2008

Restaurant Support Center
450 North Brand Blvd
Glendale, California 91203


Dear IHOP,

Why do you have so many things on your menu? When I am hungry, which I almost always am when I go to IHOP (I don't know why you would go to IHOP if you weren't hungry), it takes me too long to decide what to eat. It would take me less time if you had less things on your menu.

Just an idea. Think about it.


Thanks,



Christopher L. Jorgensen




Denied!



No response as of 5/28/08.

My reaction:

This letter is true. Douglas Coupland defines this as “option paralysis,” and a simple google search shows a lot of people think this is a clever term. Me, I want to only have to choose between pancakes and french toast.

IHOP is a fun target. You can read another post about them over on some ass’s website: Horton Does A Jell-O® Shot!

I’d like to report that I have quit eating at IHOP, since they didn’t bother to write back, but I can’t stay mad at you IHOP!

Website:

noletternolink.com



Posted by cjorgensen on 05/28 at 07:00 AM
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