jackassletters.com: Matthew Haughey

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Dear Matthew Haughey

November 10, 2008

Haughey, Matthew
MetaFilter Network LLC
1301 NE Hwy 99W #109
McMinnville, OR 97128

Dear Mr. Matthew Haughey,

I was just wondering if you'd seen the very popular video of me cutting my hair off on the internet using a cool video delivery service called youtube? It's been viewed over 1,312 times and 5 times been rated 5 stars! That's pretty good, right?

Are any of those hits yours? I have this weird fear that I am going to find out there's some total nutcase out there watching the video over and over again (and I don't like to imagine what he's doing while he watches)! You're not doing this, right? It once got 300 hits in one day! (November 5th if it matters.) I am sure you have an alibi for the 5th, right?

Anyway, if you haven't seen it, you can just click here <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbLQZhJ7Me4>Christopher Gets Shorn"</a> or just type "Christopher Gets Shorn" in the ggogle search engine (ggogle is very popular). It's the number one hit for this!

Anyway, since my hair is again getting long I was thinking of cutting it sometime in the next few months, and was wondering if you wanted me to wear a metafilter shirt while I did so (did you know that metafilter.com is the number one result for metafilter in ggogle? Maybe it's almost as popular as my haircut!). Anyway, send me a shirt to the above address if you want. I wear a size XL.

BFF!,

Christopher L. Jorgensen

p.s. how the hell does one pronounce your last name? I don't want to say it wrong in the video.

I feel compelled to let people know I bought this shirt! That Matthew Haughey guy didn’t come through at all, but he did wish me well when I was sick, and he runs a cool website, so I can’t stay mad at him. Order your own shirt: