Monday, July 21, 2008
Dear Nair
Sent: June 9, 2008Nair
c/o Church & Dwight Co., Inc.
469 North Harrison Street
Princeton NJ 08543
Dear Nair,
I know you'll be anxious to get to get to the end of this letter just so you can get to work on my idea! Just skip to the end of the next paragraph if all you're interested in is making lots more money and launching a new product.
I noticed on your website that you make nair, nair for men, and many pet products. Well, as you know cat hair is everywhere! I get a near invisible piece in my eye, I always seem to be covered in it, and a meal isn't a meal, unless I have cat hair with every course. The solution is easy: Nair for cats!
Your company is uniquely poised to take advantage of such an idea! Why should owners of Sphynx (also known as Canadian Hairless) cats be the only people who do not have to worry about cat hair everywhere? Please solve this problem. We need hairless cats. As you already know, there's a huge market for this, many people just don't like a hairy pussy.
If you ever do release this, please send me a free bottle.
Thanks!
Christopher L. Jorgensen
Church & Dwight Co., Inc.
Consumer Relations
469 North Harrison Street
Princeton, NJ 08543-5297
www.churchdwight.com
Dear Mr. Jorgensen:
Thank you for contacting us regarding Nair® Lotion Hair Remover, and sharing your suggestions for our product.
Other consumers have brought similar ideas to our attention.
Our aim is to manufacture quality products which meet the needs of our consumers. Your input is valuable in helping us meet this goal.
Once again, thank you for contacting us.
Cordially,
(scanned signature)
Janice E. Atkins
Consumer Relations Specialist
My reaction:
Janice,
This is what comes from not actually reading the letter sent to you. Or maybe you did, and are a frustrated lesbian trapped in the job of a heterosexual male, asked to imagine where exactly women are putting your product. Yes, the world prefers bare pussies. Just look:
Come on, if you’re going to send me boilerplate, then please send me the letter about how you advise against putting Nair on your animals!
Boy will PETA be pissed!
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Posted by cjorgensen on 07/21 at 06:00 AM
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