Saturday, July 18, 2009

Dear Oz

February 11, 2009


Mehmet C. Oz, MD, FACS
NewYork-Presbyterian Hospital/Columbia
Milstein Hospital Bldg Room 7 GN 435
177 Fort Washington Avenue
New York, NY 10032


Dear Mehmet C. Oz,

Can I get an autographed photo?

It's so totally cool that Time named you one of the world's 100 most influential people! But some of the people on that list are total tools. I mean come on, Miley Cyrus, George Clooney, and Mariah Carey? What were they thinking? They should have gotten someone smarter to make that list (someone like you)! Robert Downey Jr.'s pretty cool though.

I think it would rock to be a doctor, but I suck at math, chemistry, and geography, so am pretty sure I wouldn't be very good at it.

I am going to buy your book as soon as I get the $17.79 saved up. I hope to learn a thing or two. I'm kind of an idiot though, so it probably won't help. I'll let you know if it does!


Sincerely,



Christopher L. Jorgensen

p.s. What do you think of the show "House M.D.?" Is working in a hospital really like that?


Denied!



No response as of 7/18/09.


My reaction:

I love how I live in a world where this guy didn’t even exist for me previously to me deciding I needed someone new to write just like how sometimes I love how I decide to write long sentences with no commas that pretty much make no sense. It’s a mental illness. I found that list of most influential people, and by reading to the end, became convinced that Time is one of 100 magazines that needs to stop making lists.

It seems that unlike Dr. Laura, or Dr. Phil, that Dr. Oz is an actual really real actually respected doctor. Who would have guessed, what with the @oprah appearance. By the way, is Oprah back to being fat again, or does a twitter avatar add 20 pounds?

Website:

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Posted by cjorgensen on 07/18 at 06:50 PM
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