Friday, October 31, 2008
Dear Staples
Sent: May 1, 2008Staples, Inc.
500 Staples Drive
Framingham, MA 01702
Dear Staples,
I have an affinity for office supplies that borders on the unnatural! It's nearly a fetish. Do you think it's wrong I like to spend so much time looking at scissors, notecards, paperclips, paper punches, staplers, envelopes, pens, tape, paste glue, printer toner, calculators, label makers, bubble wrap, laser pointers, and leather office chairs? Sometimes, I need a little private time with your print catalog, and live in fear my girlfriend with go through my web browser history and realize exactly how much time I spend on your website.
Is this normal? Have other people told you this very same thing? Sometimes I get so excited I get downright sticky! Do I need therapy?
Sincerely,
Christopher L. Jorgensen
No response as of 10/30/08.
My reaction:
No comment. Seriously. Not going to talk about how I hope this letter ends up on someone’s wall, or how I think it’s one of the funnier ones I’ve written. Not going to mention I truly do have an affinity for office supplies. It’s best if I let this one speak for itself, so I’ll let it stand of fail on its own merits and refrain from writing about writing it. Just read and enjoy or not as you see fit.
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