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I'm going in for a procedure at Mary Greeley Medical Center tomorrow at 11:30 to have a multi-cell benign tumor removed from the right side of my neck (right behind the ear). You can see it in the two videos below. These videos are like a mirror so the left side is actually where you should look. I also tried to isolate the frame so you can see it without playing the clip. It's that with egg-shaped thing.

My surgeon is Dr. Reason Ford. Hey, I didn't name him, and I didn't shave him, but since he'll be cutting into my head I need to keep the making fun of him to a minimum.

Anyway, I thought you might like to know why I probably won't be updating for a while.

Kind of gross, huh?

Positive thoughts, prayers, and large amounts of cash are always welcome.

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christopher....