Entities I Have Written:

  1. AARP — Friday, April 18, 2008
  2. Adler, Edward (Time Warner Executive VP) — Wednesday, May 14, 2008
  3. Adobe Systems Incorporated — Tuesday, May 06, 2008
  4. Afshar, Reza (spammer) — Friday, June 06, 2008
  5. AGKidZone (Care Bears) — Thursday, May 01, 2008
  6. Al-Maktoum, Hamdan bin Mohammed bin Rashid — Wednesday, May 14, 2008

  7. Alpo — Monday, April 21, 2008
  8. American Kennel Club — Sunday, April 20, 2008
  9. American Mensa, Ltd. — Thursday, May 01, 2008
  10. American Nurses Association — Monday, May 12, 2008
  11. Annie’s Homegrown — Tuesday, April 15, 2008

  12. Apple — Friday, April 11, 2008
  13. Applebee’s — Monday, May 05, 2008
  14. As It Happens — Thursday, May 01, 2008
  15. ATF (Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives) — Thursday, May 01, 2008
  16. Bacardi — Monday, May 12, 2008

  17. Ben & Jerry’s — Tuesday, April 15, 2008
  18. Bennett, Bill — Monday, May 19, 2008

  19. Best Buy Co., Inc. — Monday, April 21, 2008
  20. Bezos, Jeff (amazon.com CEO) — Monday, May 19, 2008
  21. Boca Burger Inc — Tuesday, April 15, 2008

  22. Budwieser (Anheuser-Busch, Inc.) — Tuesday, April 29, 2008
  23. Buffett, Warren — Tuesday, April 15, 2008
  24. Burger King — Monday, April 21, 2008
  25. Bush, George W. (President) — Friday, April 11, 2008
  26. California Milk Processor Board — Thursday, May 29, 2008
  27. Casey’s General Stores, Inc — Tuesday, April 29, 2008
  28. Center for North American Herpetology — Saturday, April 12, 2008
  29. Chapman, Mark David — Friday, June 06, 2008

  30. Charmin — Monday, May 05, 2008

  31. Cheesecake Factory Incorporated — Thursday, May 01, 2008
  32. Chips Restaurant — Monday, April 21, 2008

  33. Christian Dior — Thursday, May 29, 2008

  34. Christopher L. Jorgensen — Thursday, May 15, 2008

  35. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints — Thursday, April 24, 2008
  36. Church of Scientology International — Thursday, April 24, 2008
  37. CIA (Central Intelligence Agency) — Thursday, May 01, 2008

  38. Cialis — Monday, April 21, 2008
  39. Clinton, Hillary (Senator) — Tuesday, April 15, 2008

  40. Coke — Thursday, April 10, 2008
  41. Colbert, Steven — Monday, May 05, 2008

  42. Cracker Barrel — Friday, April 11, 2008
  43. Culver, Chet (Iowa Governor) — Tuesday, April 15, 2008
  44. Dairy Queen — Thursday, April 17, 2008
  45. Des Moines Art Center — Tuesday, April 22, 2008
  46. Disney Publishing Worldwide — Monday, June 09, 2008
  47. Doctor Burt (Burt’s Bee’s) — Friday, April 11, 2008
  48. Double Bubble — Monday, June 16, 2008
  49. FBI (Federal Bureau of Investigation) — Thursday, May 01, 2008
  50. Flying Burrito — Monday, April 21, 2008
  51. Fuddruckers — Wednesday, May 14, 2008
  52. Garanimals — Monday, May 05, 2008
  53. Garden Burger — Tuesday, April 15, 2008
  54. Gates, Bill — Tuesday, April 15, 2008
  55. GLBT National Help Center — Monday, May 12, 2008
  56. Google Inc. — Thursday, May 08, 2008
  57. Grassley, Chuck (Senator) — Tuesday, April 29, 2008
  58. Gross, Teri (NPR commentator) — Monday, May 19, 2008
  59. Hanes — Tuesday, May 06, 2008
  60. Hannity, Sean — Monday, April 21, 2008
  61. Hefner, Hugh (some old guy who doesn’t write back) — Thursday, April 17, 2008
  62. Hefty Ultra Flex Trash Bags — Friday, May 16, 2008
  63. Hobby Lobby — Thursday, April 10, 2008
  64. Home Depot, Inc. — Thursday, April 17, 2008
  65. IHOP Restaurant Support Center — Thursday, April 10, 2008
  66. Invisible Fence Brand — Monday, June 23, 2008
  67. Iowa Lottery — Tuesday, April 15, 2008
  68. Iowa Pork Producers Association — Monday, May 05, 2008
  69. Ivey, Phil — Monday, June 09, 2008
  70. Jack Daniel’s — Thursday, June 05, 2008
  71. Jacki (SPAM) — Friday, May 02, 2008
  72. Jehovah Witnesses — Thursday, April 24, 2008
  73. Jobs, Steve (Mac Guy) — Tuesday, April 22, 2008
  74. Keillor, Garrison — Wednesday, May 14, 2008
  75. KFC — Thursday, April 10, 2008
  76. King, Steve (Congressman/Asshat) — Friday, April 18, 2008
  77. La Victoria (Salsa) — Monday, May 19, 2008
  78. LaCie Store — Tuesday, April 15, 2008
  79. Lawrence (Apple Customer Care) — Thursday, May 01, 2008
  80. Lee’s Safety Razors, Inc. — Wednesday, May 21, 2008
  81. Lennon, John (c/o Yoko Ono) — Wednesday, June 04, 2008
  82. Levitra (GlaxoSmithKline) — Monday, April 21, 2008
  83. Lowe’s Customer Care — Thursday, April 17, 2008
  84. Maher, Bill — Thursday, May 01, 2008
  85. McCain, John (Presumptive Republican Presidential Nominee) — Tuesday, April 15, 2008
  86. McDonald’s — Wednesday, May 21, 2008
  87. McGrath, Mike — Wednesday, June 18, 2008
  88. McGraw, Phil — Thursday, April 17, 2008
  89. McLeod, Kembrew — Thursday, May 29, 2008
  90. Melissa’s/World Variety Produce, Inc. — Tuesday, April 15, 2008
  91. Menard, INC. — Thursday, April 17, 2008
  92. Merkur Razors — Wednesday, June 04, 2008
  93. Michaels Stores, Inc. — Friday, April 11, 2008
  94. Mickelson, Jan (Asshat) — Friday, April 18, 2008
  95. Microsoft Corporation — Thursday, May 01, 2008
  96. Midol — Monday, June 02, 2008
  97. Miller, Dennis — Thursday, May 01, 2008
  98. Monsanto Company — Friday, May 30, 2008
  99. Monster Cable Products, Inc. — Wednesday, April 16, 2008
  100. My Book (Western Digital HD) — Tuesday, April 22, 2008
  101. NAACP National Headquarters — Tuesday, April 29, 2008
  102. National Association of School Nurses — Thursday, June 12, 2008
  103. National Right to Life Committee — Tuesday, May 06, 2008
  104. New York Times Company — Tuesday, April 29, 2008
  105. NyQuil Cough Medicine — Tuesday, May 13, 2008
  106. O’Brien, Conan — Tuesday, April 15, 2008
  107. O’Reilly Media — Friday, April 11, 2008
  108. O’Reilly, Bill — Monday, April 21, 2008
  109. Obama, Barack Hussein (Presumptive Democratic Presidential Nominee) — Tuesday, April 15, 2008
  110. Penthouse Letters — Thursday, April 17, 2008
  111. PepsiCo, Inc. — Thursday, April 10, 2008
  112. Perkins Restaurant & Bakery — Thursday, April 10, 2008
  113. Perkins School for the Blind — Thursday, April 10, 2008
  114. Pet Smart — Monday, June 23, 2008
  115. PETA — Tuesday, April 15, 2008
  116. Phelps Sr., Fred (Evil On Two Feet) — Wednesday, May 14, 2008
  117. Philadelphia Cream Cheese (Kraft) — Thursday, April 10, 2008
  118. Philips Electronics North America Corporation — Tuesday, May 06, 2008
  119. Pizza Ranch, Inc. — Friday, April 11, 2008
  120. Planned Parenthood Federation of America (East Coast) — Tuesday, May 06, 2008
  121. Planned Parenthood Federation of America (West Coast) — Tuesday, May 06, 2008
  122. Pope Benedict XVI (His Holiness) — Tuesday, April 15, 2008
  123. Postman, Joel — Monday, June 16, 2008
  124. Queen Elizabeth II (Her Majesty) — Thursday, May 01, 2008

  125. Ramsey, Dave (Finance Guy) — Monday, May 05, 2008
  126. Ray, Rachael — Friday, June 06, 2008
  127. Recording Industry Association of America — Friday, May 16, 2008
  128. Red Lobster — Monday, April 28, 2008
  129. Red Robin Gourmet Burgers — Tuesday, May 13, 2008
  130. Ringling Bros. — Thursday, May 01, 2008
  131. Rivera, Geraldo — Tuesday, May 06, 2008
  132. Schlessinger, Laura — Thursday, April 17, 2008
  133. Scoop Away (Cat Litter) — Monday, May 12, 2008
  134. Shaving Factory — Wednesday, May 21, 2008
  135. Singh, Yatesh (Best Buy Customer Service Representative) — Monday, May 05, 2008
  136. Snickers — Tuesday, April 15, 2008
  137. SPAM — Saturday, April 19, 2008
  138. Staples, Inc. — Thursday, May 01, 2008
  139. Starbucks Corporate Offices — Monday, June 09, 2008
  140. Stewart, Jon — Tuesday, May 06, 2008
  141. Stroud, Jeramie (Ames, IA Wal-Mart General Manager/Jackass) — Saturday, May 03, 2008
  142. Swaggart, Jimmy (Reverend/Jackass) — Tuesday, June 17, 2008

  143. Target Corporation — Friday, April 11, 2008
  144. Tasty Tacos — Thursday, April 17, 2008
  145. Tesco — Thursday, May 08, 2008
  146. Tor/Forge — Monday, June 16, 2008
  147. Toth, Lazlo — Monday, May 05, 2008
  148. Toys"R"Us — Tuesday, May 06, 2008
  149. Twinkies — Friday, April 18, 2008
  150. Twitter, Inc. — Monday, June 16, 2008
  151. Valium — Monday, April 21, 2008
  152. Viagra — Monday, April 21, 2008
  153. Vice President President Cheney — Friday, April 11, 2008
  154. Vigoda, Abe (still alive) — Monday, June 09, 2008
  155. Wal-Mart Stores, Inc. — Tuesday, April 22, 2008
  156. Warsteiner Brewery — Monday, June 16, 2008
  157. White, Stephanie (Pepsi) — Tuesday, April 29, 2008
  158. Woods, Tiger (The Phil Ivey of Golf) — Monday, June 09, 2008
  159. Wright, Jeremiah (Reverend/Jackass) — Thursday, May 01, 2008
  160. X-Acto Blades — Tuesday, May 20, 2008

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This page should be a mostly accurate and ongoing list of the people and companies I have written. There are sure to be omissions and oversights. I will correct these as they are brought to my attention. Links take you to articles on this site. Entities without links have not yet had any letter posted. The date should reflect when the letters were sent.

Contact me at jackasssletter@mac.com with any corrections.

I you, or some agent you represent, is on this list, and you haven't recieved your letter, you too can write (or if you're lonely).

Christopher L. Jorgensen

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